Freya's Devoted Völva
hp 106 (12 HD)
Female human favored soul 12 (Freya)
CG Medium humanoid
Init +2; Senses Listen +6, Spot +6
Languages Common, Dwarven, Giant
AC 28; touch 19; flat-footed 26; shield bonus applies to touch AC, bull rush, disarm, grapple, overrun & trip
Resist cold 10, fire 10
Fort +10; Ref +10; Will +14
Speed 30 ft. (6 squares)
Melee Balmus +15/+10 (1d8+7,19-20/x2); +3 (+2d6) vs. giants
Base Atk +9; Grp +12
Spells Known (CL 12th, DC 16 +spell level):
6th (4/day) – greater dispel magic, heal, lucent lance (SC)
5th (6/day) – flame strike, revivify (SC), righteous might, righteous wrath of the faithful (SC)
4th (7/day) – cure critical wounds, death ward, neutralize poison, recitation (SC), restoration
3rd (7/day) – cure serious wounds, mass conviction, remove curse, remove disease, searing light, shield of warding (SC)
2nd (8/day) – close wounds (SC), cure moderate wounds, deific vengeance (SC), divine protection (SC), remove paralysis, silence
1st (8/day) – bless, cure light wounds, light of Lunia (SC), protection from evil, resurgence (SC), sanctuary
0 (6/day) – create water, cure minor wounds, detect magic, detect poison, guidance, light, mending, purify food & drink, read magic
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 15, Int 14, Wis 18(20),Cha 21(23)
SQ augment healing (+2 points per spell level to healing spells), touch of healing (spend standard action to heal a bloodied target for 3 points/level of highest level healing spell available to cast, +1 to caster level with healing spells)
Feats Augment Healing (CD), Rapid Metamagic (CM), Reach Spell (CD), Shield Specialization (PH2), Shield Ward (PH2), Touch of Healing (CC), Weapon Focus (longsword, bonus), Weapon Specialization (longsword, bonus)
Skills Concentration +17, Diplomacy +21, Heal +21, Knowledge (Arcana) +5, Perform (sing) +12, Spellcraft +17
Possessions +4 called mithral breastplate (MIC), +3 heavy steel shield, +2 giant bane longsword, periapt of wisdom +4, cloak of charisma +2, ring of protection +1, lesser metamagic rod (reach), silver holy symbol, bag of holding (contains magic bedroll (MIC), everlasting rations (MIC), everfull mug (MIC), replenishing skin (MIC), spool of endless rope (MIC), everburning torch, flint & steel, waterskin, spell component pouch, healer’s kit, Vanir moon-tea, 527 gp, 1,000 gp in diamonds)
Weapon Proficiencies all simple weapons, longsword
Armor Proficiencies light and medium armor, shields (except tower)
(CC) Complete Champion, (CD) Complete Divine, (CS) Complete Scoundrel, (MIC) Magic Item Compendium, (PH2) Player’s Handbook II, (SC) Spell Compendium
Future feat ideas: Avenging Strike (ToB), Touch of Healing (CC), Augment Heaving (CD)
|Height: 5’6"||Weight: 140 lbs.||Age: 20|
|Eyes: Green||Hair: Fair||Skin: Pale|
|Bust: 36F||Waist: 26"||Hips: 36"|
|Blood Type: B||Shoe Size: 8 1/2||Fighting Style: Asgardian|
Göndul is a young human woman who wears her long, thick blond hair in a massive braid. She usually wears a flimsy see-through shift that does nothing to conceal or support her huge breasts, which she cinches with a belt (the shift, not her breasts). A well-worn leather scabbard hanging from this belt holds the runestruck longsword Balmus, next to a seemingly bottomless cloth bag. A short, diaphanous silver-trimmed cloak hangs about her shoulders; a silver falcon with a gleaming pearl for an eye dangles from the clasp. She wears sandals, and light guards on her forearms and shins; she also wields a heavy steel shield called Svalin, painted with Freya’s falcon. A simple white gold ring, engraved with a shield, adorns one finger of her right hand.
When going into battle, Göndul summons a runestruck mithral breastplate, which presses her boobs together with enough force to create a small gravitic anomaly. Her voice can be heard belting out battle hymns over the din of any fray, her Asgardian accent unmistakable.
Göndul got bored one day, so she decided to go out and kick some ass.
The orphan Göndul was raised in an Asgardian hall. Her soul favored by Freya, the goddess of love and fertility, Göndul was trained in erotic and sensual love, and the practices of magic, battle, and song.
Around the time Göndul came of age and completed her training, a visiting wizard’s apprentice named Jenneleth (who turned out to be a vigorous and creative sexual partner) introduced her to the Society of Sensation, a faction whose philosophy fit neatly with her own. They set out to explore the Great Ring together, but only got as far as Olympus.
When Jenneleth went missing after a particularly raucous orgy, Göndul gathered a few like-minded adventurers and set out to find her. The trail led them down Mt. Olympus to Midgard, where they faced slavers, orcs, trolls, derro, kuo-toa, and even a dragon before saving Jenneleth.
While her fellow adventurers continued the assault on the underground city of Shaboath, Göndul and Jenneleth have returned to the Outer Planes, not willing to miss an upcoming fertility rite in Alfheim…
Exuberant and passionate, Göndul believes that life favors the bold and the clever in all things, and that nothing could be better than a glorious death in battle. (And if she dies in battle with giants, so much the better.) She throws herself into danger without fear; if Göndul is in, she is ALL in. She never half-asses several things when she can whole-ass one thing.
Göndul speaks plainly, with no capacity for lying. The enemy of her friend is her enemy, and the enemy of her enemy could be her friend. She’s accustomed to Asgardian hospitality in the face of darkness and cold, even with no family of her own. She’s more willing to help others than many Asgardians, which has won her no friends among the Fated.
Her love of Freya, the Lady of Fire, is her whole life. She loves gold, cats, battle hymns, duels, and romantic poetry, finding beauty in magic and magic in beauty. She enjoys the company of dwarves, elves, and bariaur.
She is also fond of fucking. Whether it’s the intimate lovemaking she’s shared with Jenneleth, the bacchanalian abandon of a Sensate gang-bang, or the quickie with that one dark-haired man at the tavern in Midgard that one time, Göndul loves sex. She doesn’t have a “type,” per se, but she only responds to passionate people.
SHIT MY ASGARDIAN PC SAYS
“Thor’s hammer! It’s a smörgåsborgy!”
“Is it my passion that scares you? Or is it your own?”
“Giants! I hate these guys.”
“Why should I fear death? I’ve seen where my soul’s going.”
“I’ll carve the blood eagle on that troll-fucker’s back!”
“Asgardians do it till the Twilight of the Gods.”
Freya, by The Sword, from Age of Winters
Stairway to Valhalla, by the Cannibal Tudors, from Severed Bootleg
The Dragonborn Comes / Elder Scrolls Theme, as performed by Malukah, from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Invaders, by Iron Maiden, from Number of the Beast
Sign of the Hammer, by Manowar, from Sign of the Hammer
Immigrant Song, by Led Zeppelin, from Led Zeppelin III
Rock and Roll Valhalla, by Chris, Russell and Craig, to the tune of Rock and Roll McDonald’s by Wesley Willis
KNOWN FAMILY MEMBERS
none (how convenient)
It’s not that kind of game.
I said, it’s not that kind of game.